As gorgeous as an orchid
Or picking off hordes of orphans in a forklift
Short on endorphins, this awkward dork’s sordid
According to the stork I ought’ve been aborted
This poor pauper’s every pore paws for torment
Pause the porn and snort to distort thought. Gorgeous.
a real date date. i want one.
"You can’t pay $60,000 a year? Sorry, you can’t go to college."
"You dropped out of school to earn money and now you’re at a dead-end job? Why didn’t you just go to college?"
fucking american college system.